Semper Ti Amo

Remember how you used to joke "this dead language isn't so dead!" as we watched Jeopardy and answered etymology questions? Well, apparently, some memorial masons don't know Latin. Or perhaps Mom got distracted filling out the form? (I assume there must have been a form.) I don't know how it happened. But...there's a typo on your tombstone.

Just tell Mom? Easy for you to say. You're already dead.

Yes, yes. I wish someone had taken five minutes to proofread your epitaph too.

Sorry, Dad, this mistake is set in stone. But if it's any consolation, so is the love.